If you get this then you probably have grey hair. 🦉 🍭

If you get this then you probably have grey hair. 🦉 🍭

Ahoy mateys! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day 🦜

Happy Thanksgiving!

Set your clocks ahead you must or late to church you will be.

Phil predicts an early spring.


The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

Dog: What’s that pill?
Me: It’s flea and tick protection.
Dog: You can’t give that to me, I promised John, Paul, George and Ringo they could stay.
Me: You named your fleas?
Dog: Yes, they’re The Fleatles.

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.
Chinese fortune

Goodbye 2023, hello 2024! 🎆
Feeling grateful for the past year and hopeful for the future. 🙏
Wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year! 🥂


Cele⚡brate, Cele⚡brate, Cele⚡brate Christ⚡mas!

It was 28° outside when I woke up this morning

All I want for Christmas is Who
