“Make sure to laugh every day… It’s good for your health.” ~Chinese fortune 🔮

“Make sure to laugh every day… It’s good for your health.” ~Chinese fortune 🔮

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
👇

That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
Do not seek it without. Today will be our peaceful day. Let go of controlling others. Breathe in, breathe out. Be in the moment. ![]()

If you get this then you probably have grey hair. 🦉 🍭

Ahoy mateys! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day 🦜

Happy Thanksgiving!

Set your clocks ahead you must or late to church you will be.

Phil predicts an early spring.


The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

Dog: What’s that pill?
Me: It’s flea and tick protection.
Dog: You can’t give that to me, I promised John, Paul, George and Ringo they could stay.
Me: You named your fleas?
Dog: Yes, they’re The Fleatles.

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.
Chinese fortune

Goodbye 2023, hello 2024! 🎆
Feeling grateful for the past year and hopeful for the future. 🙏
Wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year! 🥂


Cele⚡brate, Cele⚡brate, Cele⚡brate Christ⚡mas!

It was 28° outside when I woke up this morning

All I want for Christmas is Who
