Be On Time
Set your clocks ahead you must or late to church you will be.
Tag: #generativeart
Phil’s Prediction
Phil predicts an early spring.
Who’s on First?
Asking Siri
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
Giving My Dog a Pill
Dog: What’s that pill?
Me: It’s flea and tick protection.
Dog: You can’t give that to me, I promised John, Paul, George and Ringo they could stay.
Me: You named your fleas?
Dog: Yes, they’re The Fleatles.
Bravery Defined
Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.
Chinese fortune
Happy New Year!
Goodbye 2023, hello 2024! 🎆
Feeling grateful for the past year and hopeful for the future. 🙏
Wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year! 🥂
The Knight Before Christmas
Celebrate
Cele⚡brate, Cele⚡brate, Cele⚡brate Christ⚡mas!
Frozen Wiener
It was 28° outside when I woke up this morning
Merry Christmas Whovians
All I want for Christmas is Who
